Reasoner's Reasonings
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

laurenmagnussen:

This running joke about Kenneth being immortal was literally my favorite part of 30 Rock.

noobtheloser:

collegehumor:

Like a seeing-eye dog, but for jerks.

5 Terrible People And The Exotic Pets That Could Fix Them

CollegeHumor did a better promo than me. This is the most recent article I did for them.

hugscream:

Guardians of the Galaxy: Minimalist Posters

So… I went to see GotG yesterday and it was great. For a Marvel film I really loved everything about it, and I could write paragraphs on everything I loved however, here are some posters I made to represent each ‘guardian’ (Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Groot and Rocket respectively). I hope you enjoy them, I might do some more characters in the future! And go and see the film if you haven’t already!! 

(Disclaimer: I tried to draw Gamora’s sword and it was so bad so she got the orb.. sorry Gamora)

askmiddlearth:

Okay, I’ve gotten several messages lately regarding my racism posts that basically argue that “it wasn’t racist for Tolkien to make everyone white since it’s supposed to be Europe.” Unfortunately, the only thing this tells me is that you haven’t actually read my first post on racism, since I presented about eight pages of research highlighting how many people in Middle Earth actually weren’t described as white. Maybe you didn’t have time to read it, I don’t know. Whatever the reason, I made this little map that basically sums it all up (but if you want to check the research behind this map, definitely go read the original post.)

askmiddlearth:

Okay, I’ve gotten several messages lately regarding my racism posts that basically argue that “it wasn’t racist for Tolkien to make everyone white since it’s supposed to be Europe.” Unfortunately, the only thing this tells me is that you haven’t actually read my first post on racism, since I presented about eight pages of research highlighting how many people in Middle Earth actually weren’t described as white. Maybe you didn’t have time to read it, I don’t know. Whatever the reason, I made this little map that basically sums it all up (but if you want to check the research behind this map, definitely go read the original post.)

delladilly:

here is some more shit i am tired of in my ya lit

  • the one thing the dystopia never anticipated was our love
  • our heterosexual love
  • titles like FORBIDDEN and POISON and A HUNDRED BURNING MELODIES and THE TEST
  • feelings are illegal
  • in a world where everyone is the same can she…

abookblog:

treblemirinlens:

BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD

I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3

Everyone needs a baby dancing Groot on their dash.